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Monday, December 09, 2002

Public Service Announcement Dept.

AMA: Alcohol Damages Teens' Brains

Anticpating the fallout of the shocking report, the Philip Morris Companies have selflessly extended an offer of political asylum in Flavor Country to all adolescents suffering from the ravages of alcohol. Once safe within its borders, all refugees are invited to "taste the pleasure."

A boatload of teens fleeing the tyranny of the dangerous Strawberry Hill regime flags down a rescue vessel from Flavor Country.

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."