Monday, March 10, 2003
Commerce Dept.
Female Escorts Advertising in the Back of an Alternative Newsweekly, Listed by Sales Tactics
Alliterative:
-Abbey: adorable & affordable
Boastful:
-Sabrina: The ulitmate experience.
-Melissa: I have mastered the male erotic zones.
Desperation:
-Linda: I'm a sure thing!
-Devon: I don't say no!
Explanatory:
-Caitylyn: exchange satisfying time for $$
Explicity Blond(e):
-Marilyn: They say blonds r [sic] more fun.
-Kaitlyn: Naughty blonde
Factual:
-Sakura: I work Alone.
-Sasha: Actual Photo
Inquisitive:
-Lolita: My Place or Yours?
-Heaven: Need I say more [question mark ommitted]
Misspelled pun:
Porscha: Playful Porscha call for a ride!
Similarly driven:
-Kimberly: I know what I have to do to get new friends.
-Kelly: New in town. "I know what to do to get new friends."
Value:
-Leah: No rip-offs
-Michelle: All night discounts available
-Deanna: Get more for your $$$
