Saturday, May 03, 2003
Wingman
[phone rings]
Bunsen: Hello?
GWB: Dude? Go up on the roof!
Bunsen: Who is this?
GWB: Doooood. It's Dubya! I'm flying this jet. Check me out! Go up on the roof, I'm gonna buzz your building!
Bunsen: Why are you flying?
GWB: I'm the President, last time I checked. Who's gonna tell me no! Check me out!
Bunsen: That sounds a little dangerous. You haven't flown since your tour in the National Guard...
GWB: Nunsense, boy. I've got the stick, I'm flying straight and level. Should I bomb this Target parking lot and blame Tariq Aziz?
Bunsen: Probably not. Listen, I was taking a nap.
GWB: It's the middle of the day.
Bunsen: Don't get on my case. You like a nap as much as anybody. I gotta go.
GWB: Whatever. Wheeeeeee! Dude, I just did a an S-turn. How do ya like me now?
Bunsen: I'll talk to you later.
GWB: What. Ever.
