Monday, February 02, 2004
I'll Get You Naked By the End of This Post
--or--Used-up Pop Star Countermeasures Dept.
I HAVE IT on darn good intelligence that a response from the Spears camp to the Great Justin/Janet Titty Flap is forthcoming.
Britney's going to "accidentally" shave Beyoncé's cooch bare onstage at the Grammys.
My sources aren't exactly sure how the deed's going down, but rumor has it that the Grammy propmaster was seen at a Burbank Wal-Mart purchasing a weed wacker and a five gallon drum of Barbasol and that Coldplay's Chris Martin has been instructed to practice his "I can't believe the total accident I'm witnessing" reaction shot.
