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Sunday, February 01, 2004

 

Making Super Sunday Slightly More Superer



The Fastest Super Bowl Preview in the World

New England Patriots: Quarterback Tom Brady is boning actress Bridget Moynihan.

Carolina Panthers: Quarterback Jack Delhomme, as far as anyone can tell, can't get laid in a monkey house where the monkeys are total sluts and you can pay to have sex with the monkeys.

New England Patriots: 32

Carolina Panthers: 29


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[See also Super Bowl XXXVII coverage: Ad It Up, Ad It Up Special and Monday Morning Fan Dept.]

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